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The legend. The myth. The Dad Tax. 🍟🍦 This hilarious tee says what every dad is already thinking: “I’m not stealing your fries, I’m just making sure they’re not poison.” (Totally legit, right?)
Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® tee, this shirt is soft, garment-dyed, and built to last. It’s made with 100% ring-spun cotton, giving it that broken-in feel right out of the package—like a shirt he’s already loved for years. It’s heavyweight but breathable, with that relaxed, easygoing fit dads live for.
Whether he’s sneaking bites of your burger or sipping your milkshake “just to test it,” this tee was made for the snack snatcher in your life. Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, cookouts, or just because he’s your favorite freeloader.
Comfy, funny, and dad-approved—this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe help him steal one less fry... maybe).
Choose his size, add to cart, and get ready to crown him the official Chief Taste Tester đź‘‘
đźš« These items ship directly to you and are not eligible for local pickup.
📦 These items are made to order and ship in approx. 5–8 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as it’s on the way!
Orders are typically shipped or ready for local pickup within 7-10 business days. We work hard to process orders promptly.
Local residents can pick up orders in the
Fern Ceek/J-Town Area
Please contact us with your order number for local pickup arrangements. embellishmyheart@yahoo.com or text 502-298-8264
All sales are final as our products are custom-made and not eligible for returns, exchanges, or cancellations.
